Silly people didn’t know Titanic was real. Come friendly bombs and fall on Twitter, it isn’t fit for humans now.
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Close the patent offices, everything has now been invented.
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chasing the google maps car (click for full size)
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PROTIP of the Day: If the guy test-driving the Jaguar XKR you’re riding in is wearing a Jaguar tee, be prepared to go very fast.
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printable toilet trolling
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Can you put a finger on the answer?
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Tongue twister - not one for lispers.
